forevermore!

NAME: JEZELYN ELISAVET FRANCESCA
AGE: 17
BIRTHDATE: DECEMBER 27

MY FAMILY: Is insane. I have four brothers, one of them is a twin (with me), second oldest is not a twin, he's a troublemaker, and the last two are twins. My mum is very Greek, and totally certifiable. My dad is pretty chill.

I LIVE: In New York. I've moved all over the state because of better things: better house, better job, better schools- we've even moved for better cannolis (we're partially Italian, don't judge us). Currently I reside in the lovely land of Manhattan, in the Lower East Side, close to Chinatown and Little Italy (we found cannolis!). I have an unusually high tolerance for exotic foods.

Photo Post
leecaces: missligenza: ainako: paolochua: paklikeapohstah: owl-hoot: colorpsychedelic: pinuna: I cuddled with a cat because I’m sexy as hell. Reblog with yours :P I ran shirtless with the kool-aid man because that’s how I roll. I banged Santa Claus because I have double d’s. I killed a pickle because that’s how I roll. « wow this is perfect. I stabbed my ex because I have double D’s I slept with an orange because that’s how I roll :> I needed a prostitute because I’m gay.:)) I stabbed an Easter egg because that’s how i roll (LAME) I smoked with a homeless guy because that’s how I roll.  HELLS YEAH.  

leecaces:

missligenza:

ainako:

paolochua:

paklikeapohstah:

owl-hoot:

colorpsychedelic:

pinuna:

I cuddled with a cat because I’m sexy as hell.

Reblog with yours :P

I ran shirtless with the kool-aid man because that’s how I roll.

I banged Santa Claus because I have double d’s.

I killed a pickle because that’s how I roll. « wow this is perfect.

I stabbed my ex because I have double D’s

I slept with an orange because that’s how I roll :>

I needed a prostitute because I’m gay.:))

I stabbed an Easter egg because that’s how i roll (LAME)

I smoked with a homeless guy because that’s how I roll.  HELLS YEAH.  

Posted | 289 notes
  1. jezforevermore reblogged this from leecaces and added:
    I smoked with a homeless guy because that’s how I roll. HELLS YEAH.
  2. kuroneko90 reblogged this from sunshinedaisies and added:
    I stabbed an orange bcos lil ppl told me to
  3. snapshotsoliloquy reblogged this from clickbreatheclick and added:
    I ran naked with a condom because that’s how I roll.
  4. joycemille reblogged this from sobresaliente
  5. gambylicious reblogged this from greenballoonsandblackmushrooms and added:
    I ran shirtless with a bisexual because thats how I roll. :))
  6. howdy-rd reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    that’s how I roll.. XD
  7. calie reblogged this from spinningtheart and added:
    I ran Naked with a Homo***** because Im sexy as Hell :)
  8. space--kitten reblogged this from crazysuit and added:
    I stabbed the kool-aid man because i smoke crack.
  9. sunshinedaisies reblogged this from daretothink and added:
    HAHAHA tinee! labeeeeeeeeeet
  10. daretothink reblogged this from coolsizzles and added:
    I smoked with a whore because that’s how I roll. And that’s never too far from reality baby. :D
  11. crazysuit reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    I slept with a bowl of cereal because I’m sexy as hell.
  12. thisiscastie reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
    I stabbed the trojan man because I’m sexy as hell.
  13. jaycruz reblogged this from steampoweredmedia and added:
    “I killed your mom because I’m sexy as hell.”
  14. swirlingascension reblogged this from vibaliciousv
  15. steampoweredmedia reblogged this from redheadintexas
  16. redheadintexas reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
    i banged a toothbrush because i love marijuana. (lolz).
  17. pautsi reblogged this from centaine and added:
    I killed a bag of weed because that’s how I roll
  18. squintystumbles reblogged this from cameronchristopher and added:
    I ate out a glass of milk because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  19. cameronchristopher reblogged this from vibaliciousv and added:
    thebookofsecrets:centaine:
  20. mindsize reblogged this from thetalkinghead and added:
    this is hilarious. mine is: I ran shirtless with a whore because I had to. thetalkinghead:
  21. readhayley reblogged this from elektropop and added:
    hahahha i smoked with a ninja because i love marijuana
  22. fyonafinn reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  23. elektropop reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    NEEDED A TOOTHBRUSH BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL \m/
  24. tarzanandjane reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    needed the trojan man...roll. (insanely meaningless, but amusing nevertheless)
  25. addyl reblogged this from hellotigerzx
  26. halcyonfort reblogged this from hellotigerzx and added:
    i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
  27. hellotigerzx reblogged this from pinuna and added:
    i love marijuana
  28. bordagul reblogged this from dinosaurusrex and added:
    I ran naked with a stripper because I had to.
  29. vibaliciousv reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
  30. somewhereundertherainbow reblogged this from hotboxbrotha and added:
    I CUDDLED WITH A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE IM SEXY AS HELL!
  31. recklessmrs reblogged this from thebookofsecrets and added:
    Hmm… I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I’m beautiful (and I’m sure she was too!)